Query Letters, Part 5—The Ugly
- By: Jessica Faust | Date: Jun 23 2006
And yes, all of these letters really did come into this office. . . .
Author Author
phoneJuly 13, 2001
BookEnds:
I am seeking an open-minded literary agent that is looking for fresh, new material.
I am an unpublished author that has written numerous books – all that are different from anything that you have read or that is on the market. My genres include humor, a romance, short-stories, & science fiction; and a children’s book.
I am currently working on a mystery novel that is completely different from any mystery on the market.
Writing is my passion and I have been doing it for four years.
Should you require additional information, please call me. I look forward to hearing from you.
Thanks,
Author Author
Humor, a romance, short stories, science fiction, a children’s book and now a mystery? How versatile!!
Ahh, but it’s different from any other mystery in the market. Uh how?
4 years and don’t know how to write a basic query – even a crappy query at that that at least contained the appropriate information. *g* there is hope for us yet!
*Blink*
I have no words.
Gee, I’ve been worried about writing my own queries. With this as my competition, I really have NOTHING to worry about!