250 Words on Self-Promotion
- By: Jessica Faust | Date: Nov 04 2014
I am a subscriber to Simon & Schuster’s 250 Words daily posts. For those who don’t know they are posts in which authors discuss what they’ve learned from a favorite business book (typically not their own) in 250 Words or less. As a business owner I love business tips and advice and I love it even more when I can get a great deal of new information in just 250 words.
Dear Rockstar Agent:
I have been a literary agent for 15 years during which time I ran a successful blog in which I gave readers loads of delicious advice on everything from writing query letters to making cocktails. The blog received, on average, 30 billion hits a day.
**see how I gave them some significant information, but wait, now you’ll see how I’ve linked it all to the book so that information becomes about the book and not so much about me.
Based on my blog I’ve written a book entitled Secret Agent. Secret Agent gives readers, all writers, the advice and guidance they’ll need to make their book a surefire success in the market. Using the analytics from my blog I’ll be able to write a book that contains only the most valuable and attractive information to readers.
My blog has been running successfully for over 10 years. As I mentioned earlier, I receive 30 billion hits a day and will use the blog to cross-promote the book. In addition, I’m the youngest inductee into the Literary Agent Hall of Fame, I’ve appeared on Oprah to give my vast insights into why memoirist shouldn’t lie and I’ve represented pretty much all of the top names in the literary world.
I look forward to hearing whether you’re interested in reading more of my book.
Sincerely,
Jessica Faust
The key is to give enough information that you grab the reader’s attention, but not so much you turn them off. How did I do?
Fiction writers probably don’t have a platform necessary to sell a book. In other words, unless you’re a doctor writing a book about doctors or something comparable there is not a lot fiction writers need to write about themselves. That’s perfectly acceptable.
Oh, one last thing, whatever you do say about yourself must be true. You all know there’s no Literary Agent Hall of Fame right?
–jhf
Very funny, I really enjoyed this post!
No hall of fame? What about Oprah? I need clarification before I brag about commenting on a blog owned by someone who knows Oprah.
Telling people you're great without coming off as an ass takes finesse. And just because I'm great doesn't mean I have the necessary finess-ish-ness. Having an agent to sing your praises (or in my case, my mother) is way classier.
Excellent post. Glad you're back!
So, no Hall of Fame – but what about the 30 billion hits/day?
This reminds me of a Southern expression I learned as a young girl: "It's a sad puppy that can't wag its own tail."
Thanks for showing us how to do that tail-wagging in a way that keeps the book front and center.